“Knowledge is knowing the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting in your fruit salad.”
― Miles Kington

 

"Three tomatoes are walking down the street -- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him... and says, Ketchup"

          Pulp Fiction (1994)